On the first day of Christmas
a spammer offered me –
a brand new shiny PC.
On the second day of Christmas
a spammer offered me –
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the third day of Christmas
a spammer offered me –
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
a spammer offered me –
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC
On the fifth day of Christmas
a spammer offered me –
Vi – a – grrrr – ra,
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
a spammer offered me –
a pink iPod nano,
Vi – a – grrrr – ra,
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
a spammer offered me –
super chee – eap software,
a pink iPod nano,
Vi – a – grrrr – ra,
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
a spammer offered me –
a blue Razr cell phone,
super chee – eap software,
a pink iPod nano,
Vi – a – grrrr – ra,
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
a spammer offered me –
Nintendo D – ee – S'es,
a blue Razr cell phone,
super chee – eap software,
a pink iPod nano,
Vi – a – grrrr – ra,
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
a spammer offered me –
a Canon camera,
Nintendo D – ee – S'es,
a blue Razr cell phone,
super chee – eap software,
a pink iPod nano,
Vi – a – grrrr – ra,
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
a spammer offered me –
the perfect weight loss drug,
a Canon camera,
Nintendo D – ee – S'es,
a blue Razr cell phone,
super chee – eap software,
a pink iPod nano,
Vi – a – grrrr – ra,
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
a spammer offered me –
$500 gift cards,
the perfect weight loss drug,
a Canon camera,
Nintendo D – ee – S'es,
a blue Razr cell phone,
super chee – eap software,
a pink iPod nano,
Vi – a – grrrr – ra,
H – D – TV,
cheesy business cards,
a Rolex watch,
and a brand new shiny PC.