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Altiris Makes a Way for Better, Cleaner Toilets in Schools

Screenbert's picture

This article talks about the school system running so lean and mean (thanks to Symantec and Altiris products) that they don't have to waste money on high-paid IT folks.

In their own words:
"What's the point of having top-notch IT if the children are holding on all day and can't concentrate because they can't go to the stinking toilets?"

Pages 4 and 5 highlight some of the benefits of Altiris and Symantec, including allowing students to re-image their own PCs.

Read it for yourself here.

FrankB's picture

Hey?

This should stay a secret, you're endangering my job.
Nice job Screenbert :)

FrankB

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Frank Bastiaens
Senior Technical Consultant
Vanderlet B.V.

erikw's picture

I agree Frank

Screenberts toilet seats story is m aking lots of us unemployed.
And that just at the moment i figured out how to put SvS completely on a U3 usb stick.
Probably i have to figure out to get paid for svs4usb, because screenbert took away my food, drinks, and my car.

Regards
Erik

Regards
Erik
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Dinamiqs is the home of VirtualStorm (www.virtualstorm.org)

Screenbert's picture

Job Posting

This could be your next Job

Wanted:
Altiris Administrator/Janitor

Any experience witho automating cleaning of toilets using Altiris would be a plus...

:)

Screenbert

Screenbert

erikw's picture

Staying focused

He screenbert, how about a tool like the virtualized toilet seat featured by deployment solution, and the Notification solutions if you run out of paper?

Shuold be worth a dime.

Regards
Erik

Regards
Erik
www.DinamiQs.com
Dinamiqs is the home of VirtualStorm (www.virtualstorm.org)

jdrinen's picture

Altiris House

OK, so I admit that this got a little out of hand at my house. Check out http://www.altirishouse.com

Screenbert's picture

Altiris House is awesome!

Do you have a roomba? How would you make the Vacuum cleaner automatically turn on?

Screenbert

Screenbert

jdrinen's picture

Roomba automation

Yes, I do have a Roomba. They have nifty IR sensors which give them remote control operations. Simply emulating the IR signal that turns it on and causes it to back off its charger works like a charm!

Jason

grandilobum's picture

The caretaker is also

The caretaker is also virtualisiert sometime, hihi!

G.Grandilobum

The longest Journey begins with a first Step!

riva11's picture

Good article, but I wonder

Good article, but I wonder if you can measure also the time spent for all "users" ... :-)

Regards
PM

williama's picture

This definitely could cause

This definitely could cause IT staff to lose jobs. Not all bosses believe that a team of IT is necessary to manage 2000 computers and 10,000 students. This article tends to give that opinion. I would like to know how they have the permissions setup to allow students to rebuild their own systems.