Breaking news!! VirtualStorm swat team arrested while explaining customers why to use SWV!

PORTSMOUTH — The VirtualStorm swat team who struggled with police while yelling 'SWV is the best!'in Market Square yesterday morning, were sentenced to jail and barred from city Starbucks coffee shops.

In Portsmouth District Court yesterday, Erik Westhovens, 40 and Mike Jansen, 40 with no known address, say they have brilliant technology and are from NeverNeverland. They pleaded guilty to a count of importing and explaining ground breaking technology and were sentenced to serve 17 days in the county jail. The balance of a 90-day jail sentence was suspended, pending their good behavior for one year.

“Do you understand what good behavior means?” the Judge asked Westhovens.

“Sell more SWV?” he responded.

After that, Erik asked the judge if he knew the difference between "for free and for nothing". Westhovens then told the Judge that he himself went to college for free and that the Judge went for nothing!

Represented by public a defender, Westhovens and Jansen were barred from Starbucks, where police said they were drinking coffee while talking about award winning technology to a few customers. Police were summoned to the area by a pair of 911 callers who said Westhovens and Jansen were talking to a customer and explained SWV in such a manner that the customer screamed loudly that they wanted to buy it. When he then explained why they use SWV in their Virtualstorm implementations, the customer went completely wild.
Especially the fact that they secure the VirtualStorm (www.virtualstorm.org) environment with Symantec Endpoint protection behind military defense was taken very hard by the judge who found it very unlawful.
During his arraignment, the prosecutor said Westhovens and Jansen's blood Cafeine concentration was .13, four hours after they were arrested.

The Jury found the members of the VirtualStorm swat team Erik Westhovens and Mike Jansen innocent and they were set free. There is no law that prohibits customers to buy the best solutions, and one of the Jury members stated that he wanted to buy the software himself.

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