5:30 in the morning after waking up, showering and getting dressed I check my Blackberry. 30 unread messages.
No I’m not that popular and I’m not subscribed to blog sites, porn sites or any other meeting / dating site all 25 of the 30 messages are from MOM telling me about how Enterprise Vault has misbehaved during my few hours of slumber
Message 1: Event warning Event ID: 2776 Is this new...hmmm nope we have an open support ticket on that one.. Still ongoing
Message 2: Event warning Event ID: 2276 again nothing new another one we have an open ticket on...
Message 3: Event warning Event ID: 2246 oh another one we have a support call on...
Message 4: Event warning Event ID: 10016 just another on the never ending list
Message 5: Event warning Event ID: 26009 It just keeps going and going
Message 6: Event warning Event ID: 41070 Oh please kill me if i have to read more of the same old every day
Message 7: Event warning Event ID: 6592 this happens so often I think I should just mark it as spam
Message 8: Event warning Event ID: 6786 I'm so glad that the application is called Enterprise Vault if it was called anything that sounds like a woman’s name I'm sure my wife would think I'm cheating on her I get so many emails from it.
Message 9: Event warning Event ID: 6760 ok I have had enough, I can’t read on any more it is like reading an obituary.
Time for some form of breakfast before I head to the office
Hope you all have a nice day