PORTSMOUTH — The VirtualStorm swat team who struggled with police while yelling 'SWV is the best!'in Market Square yesterday morning, were sentenced to jail and barred from city Starbucks coffee shops.

In Portsmouth District Court yesterday, Erik Westhovens, 40 and Mike Jansen, 40 with no known address, say they have brilliant technology and are from NeverNeverland. They pleaded guilty to a count of importing and explaining ground breaking technology and were sentenced to serve 17 days in the county jail. The balance of a 90-day jail sentence was suspended, pending their good behavior for one year.
“Do you understand what good behavior means?” the Judge asked Westhovens.
“Sell more SWV?” he responded.
After that, Erik asked the judge if he knew the difference between "for free and for nothing". Westhovens...